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I'll tell you that..

1.5 lbs of beer, 500 ml of whiskey and 200 ml of brandy.

I ALMOST touched this guy's ass, if it wasn't for the dumb ass grinch looking fucking DJ I would've done it too, I tried at least 5-6 times but people kept getting in my way.



And what a fucking moron. What a fucking idiot I am. Had two beautiful girls infront of me wanting to dance and I just did it briefly, wanting to grab the asshole's ass.

You know how they brought me home? 4 people carrying me ROFL not because I was drunk but because I didn't wanna go home. I made one of them literally fall down from so much tiredness.

I'm smoking my ciggarette while they're using their full strength to change my direction, I'm laughing my ass off they're cussing and being pissed off about life.

Got home, then got a call from some other fucks wanting to come and play poker. They're like where are you, I'd start fucking singing up high in the sky at the top of my fucking lungs LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The guys I was with didn't want them coming over so they locked the door, removed the key from the keyhole and switched off the lights.

Everyone stayed quiet for a half an hour while the friends outside were knocking on my door and the tenants even came down to see what the ruckus was about.

Made a friend cry over those 500 bucks he owes me.

Finally, I open the door and hug my best friend, but because I was drunk as fuck, I accidentially popped him in the nose with my arm, shoulder or something waving myself around like a 500 ton fucking octopus and made it bleed. Went upstairs so he'd get cleaned up.

Half the people here, out of about 20 people, left, all looked at me like a criminal and out of everything, that fat fuck told me to get lost in my own house. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

*censored*

We're there, I'm getting sober. That's about it. I'm sober as I can fucking be tonight.

Oh bitch...there's this little bartender waitress fuck I'm gonna have to deal with tommororrow.

what is a main topic about your stories? cause I don't want to read the whole things you wrote like this one page!

the main topic was how my night was

and that's because you're deaf

Yeah, weed, tea, homework, sleeping.
Colds suck.

jebiga