|  anybody know any moma jokes
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| yo momma so fat, cuz she ... cooks good? and eats it ... alot?
Cool story bro.
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| Yo Mama so bald she uses covergirl to make up her mind
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| Yo momma is like a Hockey Player. She only showers after Three Periods. 
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| your momas soo ugly she has to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her 
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Age: 21Location: ScarboroughForum Posts: 2,713Forum Status: V.I.P.Reputation: +55My Recent Threads: caribana i approve LMAO | YO MOMMAS SO UGLY
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| Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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| your moma's so broke she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway
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Age: 20Forum Posts: 118Forum Status: FreshReputation: -4My Recent Threads: Caution. illuminati | Quoting Trey-Recks Yo momma is like a Hockey Player. She only showers after Three Periods.
EWW Homie....
Theres things you don't know about me Jim. I'll fuck a lil kid up if he kick me in the dick.
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Age: 16Location: MississaugaForum Posts: 835Forum Status: RegularReputation: +39My Recent Threads: wooooo Shakiraa | Yo mommy...is so nice (: 
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| what are we? in the fourth grade?
Quoting triLogy i happen to like my penis. |
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| Quoting KingD EWW Homie....
LMFAOOOOO
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| your moma is soo fat she has her own postalcode
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Age: 14Forum Posts: 13Forum Status: FreshReputation: -My Recent Threads: | your mommas so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets STUCK! lol
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| Yo Mama is soo fat when she tripped and fell she made the Grand Caryon.
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| your momas like a door knob everyone gets a turn
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| fuck yo momma jokes.
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| they named a bag of chips after your momma FREEEE TOOOOO LAYYYYYY
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| your moma's so dumb she watched 60min for an hour and a half 
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